Spam Poetry

The Proposition

(A poem created from spam comments posted on my class website. Some punctuation added, but all text was posted on blog, but spammers deserve neither citation nor quotation, and they get neither.) 

Mammoth account you possess.

It offers a nice unique twist on things.

A great deal of visitors.

How do you promote it?

advertise it?

get traffic to it?

I guess having something authentic or substantial to say

is the most important factor.

I’d come to accede with you here

see eye to eye with you here.

play ball with you on this.

Which is not something I typically do.

I really like reading a post that will make people think

dead text 

imply dry enterprise otherwise 

arise back night,

tear above safety 

I’d come to comply with you on this.

Thanks for allowing me to speak my mind!

Thanks for allowing me to speak my mind.

Thanks for allowing me to speak my mind.

Not above begging for my students...

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